DANILLE STAUB Accused-of Lying about being Adopted!

This is a shocker to me. Earlier today, while hanging-out in the comments section of Lynn's latest blog, http://lynnnchicago101.wordpress.com/2010/09/30/i-hate-jill-zarin-top-chef-just-desserts-dina-manzo-project-ladybug/ ,someone posted a link to another blog WWW.HOUSEWIVESBLOG.TV. The topic on that blog, was CHRISTINE STAUB'S Sweet-Sixteen party episode. There was some interesting, "inside" information posted about TOM STAUB actually footing-the-bills for a party that DANIELLE claims was provided completely by donations. (OK- Daddy could have "donated" too, but IF he actually paid for his daughter's party, it would have been nice for her to be able to say, "Thank-you" to her dad instead-of pretending that other people had "donated".)
THAT is not even the SHOCKING part of that blog. What blew-my-mind, was this:

Copied From www.housewivesblog.tv

Back at LYNN'S blog, the above-mentioned blog, and the allegations, were questioned. No one has ever heard these things, it is from an un-named source, and the blogger is opinionated. 'nuff said right? Um-not quite. First of all, that particular blog has remained online for months. I decided to reach-out to that blogger, so I left a message on her FACEBOOK, since she seems to check there frequently. I decided to have a look at my FACEBOOK, and check-on DANIELLE STAUB IS AN IDIOT on FACEBOOK while I was there.

Danielle Staub is an Idiot FB

Then I see it a SECOND time! WHAT THE H???? Unfortunately, this time, the "info.", is attributed to "the Housewives blog"-UM-Which one???? KIM G.'s name is also mentioned, so that might be another "clue" as to where this story is coming-from, but this rumor is getting around, that's for sure.
IS DANIELLE a "pathological liar"?  GOOGLE© seems to think-so!

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DANIELLE has a sister who to my knowledge, has never been heard-from. If only SHE would sell a story to RADAR or TMZ, then we might really learn some truths. IF DANIELLE is lying about being adopted, that lie would now be decades old! DANIELLE'S novel, which ironically has the word, "Truth" in the title, is based-on the story of DANIELLE'S, ("alleged"???) adoption. Being adopted, is/was the ONLY thing that DANIELLE has maintained, that people have accepted as fact. Now I'm not so sure about it.

*GOOGLE BOOKS (here) has a great-deal of DANIELLE'S memoir, The Naked Truth, posted online.
of course Death by 10-Thousand Paperclips.com, (link on right-hand side of this page), disputes much of those "truths" in the book.

Dina's Stll Being Pestered About PROJECT LADYBUG

LYNN FROM CHICAGO has added to "Project Ladybug Woes", on her site. It has now become a collection of document(s), and screen-shots of bizarre TWITTER messages. People who have made innocent, (ok-maybe sceptically innocent), inquiries into the PL, (PROJECT LADYBUG), financials, have been met with emotionally charged messages, like, "You are trying to hurt sick children!!!", to THREATS that they have been reported to "authorities".
LYNN'S blog is abuzz with talk of PL today, and one commenter posted a link to a recent newspaper article, (August 2010), that boasts donations of TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS.http://www.northjersey.com/news/business/business_news/Cut-a-thon_to_benefit_Project_Ladybug_charity.html
(Cut from North Jersey.com)

Since last year, Project Ladybug has donated $20,000 to pediatric cancer patients.

 That's nice. But in July, I wrote a post about just how much PL has raised this year, there is a link below, but I neglected to post a screen-shot of the current Saint Joseph's Hospital web-page, where the headline says that TWO-HUNDRED THOUSANDhttp://stjosephshealth.org/index.php/200000-raised-for-the-project-ladybug-fund-at-sjch was raised, yet in the body of the story, it appears a zero, was, and still is, missing. Also, by doing the math on ticket costs & attendance at PL'S major fund-raiser, I would have to say that more than a hundred grand was collected. Here's the screen-shot:

Click image to view 200 or 20-Thousand. Red circles, mine.

I copied that from SAINT JOE'S Hospital, where people who hit the "Donate" button on PL'S site, are re-directed. Currently, people who donate online to PL, are directed to SAINT JOSEPH'S Hospital. But that raises another question for me. PROJECT LADYBUG, according to JENNIFER SALE, of CHICAGO NOW, mentioned in the post below, DID help a patient. Apparently, a donor kicked-off the NATIONAL PROJECT LADYBUG, with a large donation earmarked for a hospital in CHICAGO. If PL is going NATIONAL, will SAINT JOSEPH'S be willing to administer funding to other hospitals ?????
Yeah, I put a lot of question marks there because I don't even know where to begin with that one.
The major fund-raiser for PROJECT LADYBUG, NIGHTS IN MOROCCO as stated in the above document, sold over a thousand tickets. HERE'S a link  to the page that contain the invitation and information about that event. Copied here is a screen-shot of the costs for tickets, and ad-sales from that page:

I am not trying to "hurt people with cancer"!-As other investigators have been accused-of, (Geossomething'smom on Twitter). I'm curious about this. I've been thinking about TERESA & DINA, and how they had big dreams, and small wallets, and how they just may have lucked-out. The latest rumor for TERESA, is that she is getting her own spin-off, and working & negotiating her heart out to put a dent in her debt problems. DINA has associated PL with none other than, THE BLESSED MOTHER. A pretty powerful patron, and I'd rather mess-with the MOB, than piss-off a SAINT!   So you never know, the story of both of their financial difficulties could be the the story of the JERSEY GIRL method of making money.

More Tangled-Tweets, the Ball is in ClauDINA'S Court.

*(and yes, DINA has been sent TWEETS about this today also!)
About Claudine/Dina's Project Ladybug financials: there was another little Twitter-war going on about it this morning. It may have started when Lynn recently posted a PROJECT LADYBUG document at the top of her site? http://lynnnchicago101.wordpress.com/dina-manzos-project-ladybug-legal-woes/
Anyhow, this morning, someone who has a blog-forum dropped this little TWIT-turd about a 2008 NJ financial record of PROJECT LADYBUG.
I sent Real_Housewives a TWEET, letting her know that I had more info. about this in an older blog of mine, and that her info. was from 2008. (old) http://njhousewives.blogspot.com/2010/07/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-twitter.html .
 Sometime later, I looked at Real_Housewives forum again, and what should I see? Someone was irritated that Real_Housewife had, um, "borrowed" her screen-shot, (the PROJECT LADYBUG INFO.), that she had posted last night! Pasted below, is the message on REAL_Housewives forum, and below that is some of the TWITTER convo. about the "borrowing".

 JENNIFER SALES/aka REALITY JEN from CHICAGO NOW.com also had some complaints. I have a cut & paste masterpiece of  JEN'S TWEETS, and I did edit-out some of it for space & privacy. Unfortunately, you have to read the TWEETS from the bottom-up, and the "juicy" parts are at the top. Here's what JEN had to say about it all.

REALITY JEN'S TWEETS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guess Which Housewife is winning a free Ipad?

 So I noticed today that a company that pays people for #TWEETS, sponsoredtweets.com advertises the fact that BETHENNY FRANKEL uses their service. I looked at BETHENNY'S recent TWEETS, but I didn't see any that looked like ads, so I'm not sure if she is very active with that service or not.

Then I decided to look at the blog-page that I set-up to run a bunch of HOUSEWIFE TWITTERS, (and ANDY), http://realtweets.blogspot.com/ in real-time, and I noticed that TERESA was TWEETING about the paid-TWEET service that she has signed-up for, My Likes Dot Com. 

I looked-over the mylikes.com site, and it actually is a pretty good idea.(OK-I signed-up for it myself, and I even sent-out a #PAID TWEET! to see how it works.)
They pay for clicks through your FACEBOOK, and TWEETS, AND, they also have contests. The prize in the current contest is an Apple IPAD.  They had a link to the "leaders" in the current contest http://mylikes.com/contest-leaders , and GUESS WHO IS WINNING?
That's right, TERESA is winning that contest by a mile! So unless some dark horse , (with about a jillion followers), jumps into the contest, it looks-like TERESA will be the proud owner of a brand-new IPAD.

look who's winning!

Update-NJ HOUSEWIVES Tour Bus

The special discount-rate of $75. has been extended for one more week on the previously mentioned HOUSEWIVES Bus Tour. For more info check their Facebook page. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Wayne-NJ/The-NJ-Housewives-Tour/142127712490698

About KIM G. & Are The REAL HOUSEWIVES the GREY GARDENS of the 21st Century?

So there has been an interesting development regarding KIM G. It all started when THE REALLY OLD HOUSEWIFE OF MANATEE wrote a blog-post mentioning KIM, on her blog.
THIS, http://thereallyoldhousewivesofmanateecounty.blogspot.com/2010/09/lady-gaga-and-kim-granatell.html
post about KIM G. attracted some commenters, and REALLY OLD HOUSEWIFE... then updated her blog with even more posts about KIM G. and the tactics that she has been using to get publicity.
But its that first post, and the comments,  where a continuing, on-going discussion about KIM, and activities related to KIM has landed.
I'm mentioning it here because it's a topic worth visiting and re-visiting. People in the comments are posing as people who know KIM G.-who knows if they do or not, but it sure appears like they have a personal ax to grind. Here's a sample of a recent comment from the topic, but this is by no means the most interesting;

Anonymous said...

Kim's face on the reunion show was priceless when once again, Caroline declined a lunch with her. I happen to know, Caroline Manzo thinks she is nothing but trash and wants nothing to do with her. The only reason she is civil to her is because she likes John Granatell and the Granatell family. Caroline never wanted anything to do with Kim even before the show. Kim should stop putting her on the spot and stop begging like a pathetic puppy.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010 12:44:00 PM

Even KIM'S hired publicity  people are having remarks posted about them, and following-up with the name of a man who supposedly runs KIM'S FACEBOOK, was a very interesting side-tangent.
Yes, I've heard the pop-culture references to GREY GARDENS before, but I must have missed all of the excitement while it was happening at the time. Apparently, KIM G'S FACEBOOK person, was a student at RUTGER'S UNIVERSITY at the time that GREY GARDENS was released, and he made a pilgrimage to visit the famous mother-daughter CAT-HOARDERS, in the HAMPTONS at the time. The INTERVIEWS & TRANSCRIPTS (here) are all collected on a website devoted to that trip.
Of course all of that has nothing to do with KIM G., but it was a little bonus to my web-surfing. Actually, it does draw from the same kind of subject matter and in a backwards-sideways kind of way, it probably is relevant. Although JACKIE O!, (relative to the principal characters of GREY GARDENS),  was a "real" celebrity, (as-opposed to a "Bravo"-lebrity), and the style of film-making, something known at the time as Cinema Direct, is the long-lost distant cousin, once-removed, of what we now know as REALITY TV, there are still some common denominators.
So I spent a few hours researching & learning about the original GREY GARDENS film and although at first I was convinced that this Cinema Direct form of documentary film-making was the authentic "real reality" that I had been craving-for and missing in REALITY TV, I was called-on-the-carpet by remarks about the original film editors.
The editors of GREY GARDENS were given credit for assembling massive amounts of film about, "nothing", and producing a finished product. I came to the conclusion that, aside from the integrity of the subjects, GREY GARDENS wasn't any more "real", or "unreal" than the HOUSEWIVES, except for some set-ups, which as far as I know, were not used, or used sparingly in GREY GARDENS.
Another device that was taken from GREY GARDENS, and used with the HOUSEWIVES, is allowing the subjects to narrate. That technique is probably what ties both productions together the most, and I can only imagine how different all of the women's stories could be if narrated by a third-party.
*Its also interesting to note that WALTER NEWKIRK (link here) the person credited with running KIM G'S FACEBOOK, in ROHWOM's blog comments, (not to be confused with, "boy-toy" TOM MURRO), has also interviewed AN AMERICAN FAMILY'S PAT LOUD.

Drama never stops for RHWONJ

Just a couple tidbits about the JERSEY wives. It has been reported that JOE GIUDICE has been sentenced to 10 days in jail, and that the REPO-MAN has caught-up with DANIELLE. I guess that the drama doesn't stop for these people when the cameras are turned-off?
Speaking-of drama, if anyone wants to keep-up with TERESA'S bankruptcy, here's a great link to the PACER court documents. http://archive.recapthelaw.org/njb/752884/  RECAP, (PACER spelled backwards!), is a great site, and a great add-on for Firefox.
RECAP allows you to view court documents, that have already been downloaded & paid-for.
PACER is a great site, but its a pain to log-in etc.
The link above will take you to a long list of PACER documents from TERESA'S bankruptcy case, there are some at the bottom of the list that are available for free, including almost ALL of the furniture & knick-knack receipts for the items that were listed in the auction. I'm pretty sure that TERESA'S cell-phone number is on one of those receipts, I wonder if she had to get that changed?
I was also wondering about those receipts. I'm thinking that they were provided as an after-the-fact thing? Like they needed them to prove something? Either the cost of the items, or when they were purchased?
I noticed that at least one of those billing receipts said that payment was from "TG FABULOUS".
Maybe that was how the solicitor discovered that TERESA had that account?

Maybe being a HOUSEWIFE isn't such a good Marketing Plan?

Every once in awhile, I scroll-down the right-side of this page, and click-through to the link for Death by 10,000 Papercuts. There is a story posted about DC HOUSEWIVES CAT, and the title looked interesting, so I opened the post. cat-ommanney-cat-claims-bravo-editing-portrays-cat-as-nightmare-bitch-racist-cow-from-hell/ . I read the piece, and at the end, something about CAT'S new book, (which, according to the article, CAT'S Bravo-blog, and her website is yet-to-be-released), grabbed my attention. It sounded like a good read. Kind-of like a cross between, Eat, Pray, Love, and Shit my Dad Told Me.
The author of the DB10K blog was a little snarky about the book, which made me even more curious.
I entered the main title of the book, Inbox-Full into the Amazon.com search-box, and I got my first surprise.

Oh boy, do we have another Skinny-Girl Margarita/ Skinny Italian going-on here? Be Carefull What You Wish for vs. Be Careful Who You Trust The WHITE-HOUSE PARTY-CRASHERS, and CAT have dueling titles!

I decided to stay on-track, and I clicked-through to CAT'S book. Surprise number 2, CATHERINE "O"..., is using CATHERINE "A", as her non-de-plume. Maybe not such a good idea, if you want to make it easy for people to find your books unless one has a very well-known AKA?
Surprise number 3, was that Amazon has the book listed as "Out of print---Limited Availability" (click to page here) . What? No "pre-order"?  This wording is usually used for a book that has already been published. But, there are no used copies available for sale on Amazon either. Just what is going ON here? I decided to get cute, and visit Amazon.UK. Another surprising occurrence.  No-the book is not available there either, http://www.amazon.co.uk/Inbox-Full-Kat-Ommaney/dp/1906021902 ,but they will send me a text-message as soon as it is, AND, CAT, (according to Amazon.UK., at least), is using Catherine "O", as her authoring-name on that side of Amazon's pond.
Is, or was it, CAT'S divorce, and sur name-change/confusion, that's holding-up the publication and/or release of her book? I really don't know.
My final surprise in researching this item, was result number "3", Butterfly Girl  which is unfortunately going along with THE HOUSEWIVES for a ride. No, I don't know if that Catherine "A" is our Catherine "A", but I do know that whoever it is, her book-tag suggestions on Amazon.com are being peppered-by, and influenced-by THE REAL HOUSEWIVES...And maybe even her book sales, since I know that I certainly wouldn't buy anything for a child that has the suggested tags that Amazon is asking me to choose to describe   Butterfly Girl
 Would you?

Not Ready to Say Goodbye to RHWONJ? Get on the Bus!

(Bus-trip details below photo)
If you feel let-down after that re-union, the first thing that you need to do is get yourself over to PUT YOUR HAIR UP'S re-cap, of Part II of the Re-union. There is a "warning"-label attached to the post. There's a reason for that. Heed the warning, get yourself a nice cup of tea while the page loads, and make-sure to read the entire post, because PUT YOUR HAIR UP gives us the ending to SEASON II, that BRAVO! couldn't quite deliver. HeRE! (it's worth the hype!)

*Not the actual bus. Barbie Hot-tub Party Vehicle sold separately

The Second thing that you might want to do, is reserve yourself a seat on THE NJ HOUSEWIVES BUS TOUR! For $75.00, ($80.00tt), Here's a link! .
The FOUR COURSE LUNCH at the BROWNSTONE makes this tour worth the cost of admission in my opinion, since as far as I know, you can't just walk-in to THE BROWNSTONE and order lunch. If you can't get yourself to NORTH JERSEY on October 22nd, its worth checking-out the itinerary for a little arm-chair traveling in my opinion.
Of course I had to be nosy, so I filled-out a "test" reservation, and I was given seat number 20. So, there could already be 19 passengers on the bus?
In my snooping, I just HAD to know who was running this, (I sure didn't want to get on a bus with the like of a DANNY P.,), and my nosiness paid-off. CELEBRATIONS EVENTS (here) looks to be as thoroughly professional as the site advertising the tour. I'd have to guess that this professional events manager, (ha ha no its not EVA or whatever her name was), has been watching the HOUSEWIVES along with us, and that she designed this "fantasy tour", while she was watching events unfold on her screen?

Update/correction

I have been notified that my post below about DANIELLE STAUB, the student, is NOT our DANIELLE.
I will be deleting or changing it shortly. Sorry!

Bitches Hug-it-out on the Couch, Matriarchal Marrionetist Objects!

ANDY asks DANIELLE if she went-into THE BROWNSTONE with a chip on her shoulder.
DANIELLE says that, "There was a person..."
CAROLINE says that they need KIM G. out there right now.
We see scene of DANNY P at THE BROWNSTONE. We're going to talk about DANIELLE being a "gay advocate".
(ANDY)-"You lost your title..."
"Stop blaming editing. STOP blaming editing."-(CAROLINE)
DANIELLE says that in her defense, she needed to get outta there.
ANDY says that he "took offense."
DANIELLE says that she no longer speaks to DANNY because of that. (LIE!)
JACKIE throws-in, "Delusional?"
"Did we ever stalk you bitch?"-(TERESA)
"Bitch I'm gonna pin you down-keep goin'-(TERESA)
CAROLINE then tells about her neighbor telling her that he has seen DANIELLE stalking CAROLINE'S home. In the white Range-Rover.
"You're despicable"-(TERESA)
"Shut-up you f-ing whore, you call girl"-(TERESA)
"You're still an escort.....with married men"-(JACKIE)
ANDY tries to change the subject.
"I'm done"-(DANIELLE)
DANIELLE walks-off JACKIE gets-up
"You VEGAS WHORE"-(DANIELLE to JACKIE)
"They're saying that I sleep with married men-but they don't investigate me?"-(DANIELLE)
Danielle asks LORI from backstage,
"You're with me everyday, do we go to FRANKLIN LAKES?"
Lori laughs & covers her face.

Back from commercial. ANDY trys to get order. TERESA says,
"I know she's sue-happy"
ANDY talks about how the events at THE BROWNSTONE were too much for DINA, and that DINA left. we see a clip of DINA.
"What do you think DINA owed you an apology for?"-(ANDY)
DANIELLE says that things happened off-camera, bla bla bla.
ANDY reads DINA'S BRAVO blog about DANIELLE.
 DANIELLE says that it was,
" harsh."


A viewer question about ASHLEY. Now we see scenes of ASHLEY.
Don't forget, ASHLEY blogged that she didn't talk to her mom for a week after this re-union, what's coming?
JACKIE says that
"This is how its been since she was two years old."
She says that they gave her car away.

ANDY-"DANIELLE, "bye"- is not a death threat."

DANIELLE says that she didn't reply to text messages from ASHLEY
that she never confronted her on FACEBOOK.
DANIELLE denies it all.
CAROLINE asks if DANIELLE would ever wish for someones birthday wishes to come true, when they say they want ASHLEY to kill herself.
"Did I say that?"-(DANIELLE)
"I have no idea why I would say anything like that".-(DANIELLE)
"Do you know him?"-(JACKIE)
Yes he follows me on Twitter."-(DANIELLE)
"He Tweets me several times a day."-(DANIELLE)
"I will block him"-(DANIELLE)
DANIELLE says that there is NO proof that she responded to that Tweet.
She says,
"If it was, then I'm sorry, I would never do such a thing. Never."-(DANIELLE)

quick commercial break

Now we see the night of THE BROWNSTONE clips. The fight between DANIELLE & TERESA
"My house is not in forclosure!"-(TERESA)

ANDY asks, "Who started that fight?"
He says that a lot of viewers think that TERESA did.
TERESA says that she doesn't like to have people put their hands on her.
A viewer says that they are suspicious about the hair-pull
THE HEAD COMES OUT OF THE BAG.
DANIELLE says that there are 80 of them in her head. (beaded, glued extensions)
ANDY attemps to re-create a hair-pull on the head.
JACKIE pulls TERESA's hair.
"OWE!"-(TERESA)
"She didn't pull my hair, she pulled my hair from my head".-(DANIELLE)
DANIELLE says that ASHLEY was laughing for the 4 hours that they spent in court.
JACKIE says that KIM G. told her that DANIELLE said that she would not drop the charges against ASHLEY because, "No I will not let jaqueline and TERESA win"
DANIELLE says that she was abused in her life.
TERESA says "Pay me a hundred thousand dollars, I would get in the ring with her {giggle}"
CAROLINE wants KIM G.

(commercial break)

Here comes KIM G.  OMG-where is she going to sit???????
"What a sadistic, twisted bitch"-(DANIELLE in narration)
"Well, she's here"-(ANDY)
Some back & forth between KIM G. & DANIELLE
DANIELLE accuses everyone of knowing that KIM G. was there.
They say that they did not know.
CAROLINE grills KIM G. a little. "Did you tell DANIELLE that ASHLEY did cocaine?"
KIM G. says "Absolutely not-never".
CAROLINE asks DANIELLE to "own-up" to anything.
JODI from LODI asks if CAROLINE will have lunch with KIM G.
CAROLINE says, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
A viewer asks about KIM D.
"her step brother was your ex-husband,-(ANDY) .....and her father-in-law, was my (husband?"-(KIM G.)
KIM G. is asked about teasing TERESA on TWITTER. KIM says that she was in ROME at the time, and she was "hearing things"
KIM apologises, she's been Tweeting a lot of cracks at TERESA lately.
DANIELLE warns KIM G. to "be careful of what you wish for."
KIM G. is dismissed.

PARIS HILTON'S SISTER does a commercial about accessories & designer trash, (sorry CHANNEL-I don't mean you), for BLUEFLY.COM

ANDY tries to unite everybody in not-liking KIM G. but JACKIE says that she doesn't mind her.

Two "matriarchs". You mean the CLOWN DINNER ANDY?
CLOWN DINNER. CLOWN DINNER. CLOWN DINNER, I don't think I can ever get enough of that sentence.
"Matriarch"?-not so much.

ANDY asks CAROLINE what she thought when DANIELLE walked in with protection. CAROLINE says that she is five-foot-one. It was, "Asinine."
CAROLINE says that she would like DANIELLE to answer a question.
What did she ever do to DANIELLE.
CAROLINE says that she's not buying DANIELLE's Bullshit.
DANIELLE says that she asked for an apology, but that ASHLEY would not do it. She says that ASHLEY laughed. She says that she would have dropped the charges. JACKIE says that ASHLEY was upset because DANIELLE lied about saying that ASHLEY said that she would kill her.

(commercial break)

JACKIE gets serious and teary, apologises to DANIELLE. DANIELLE apologises. to everyone. CAROLINE purses her lips and squints hard.
"...I was wrong... I'm sorry... I was mad....."-(DANIELLE)
JACKIE tells DANIELLE that she doesn't have to worry about her, (JACKIE) doing anything behind her back.
ANDY says that JACKIE had an epiphanny during a break.
JACKIE says that she was hurt.
DANIELLE does a dramatic apology. She says maybe they could break-bread and admit where they were wrong.
ANDY mentions the look on CAROLINE'S face.
CAROLINE says, "...This is what I wanted all season long..."

ANDY asks DANIELLE for parting-words. She wants to address Jaqueline. She says that she got so mad at her because she loved her a lot.
ANDY asks if DANIELLE will drop any litigation.
DANIELLE says that she will speak to her attorneys and fix everything.
DANIELLE gets-up and HUGS TERESA. Then she latches-on to JACKIE and whispers sweet-nothings that are captioned for us by BRAVO.
"We don't want to take you down,"-(TERESA)
CAROLINE shakes DANIELLE'S hand.
"Biggest crock of shit I've ever seen in my life".-(CAROLINE)
DANIELLE starts screaming & whining at CAROLINE
"I'm no dummy"-(CAROLINE)
and that's about it. The end.

Did I Find DANIELLE? Did She Go Back to School?

(Exclusive) People have been wondering where DANIELLE has been. KIM G. #Tweeted a nasty message about the repo-man looking for her, and supposedly the process-server is after her also, trying to serve papers for a lawsuit.
If THIS, link to FACEBOOK belongs to DANILLE, OUR DANIELLE, of THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY, than apparently, she's gone BACK-TO-SCHOOL, and has scored herself  a job on campus!
(if its NOT, "OUR" DANIELLE, what a name to have to live-down as a rookie newscaster?)

Copied here are some screen-shots that I just grabbed from the WCMO-TV15" Student produced and managed TV Station based out of Marietta College in Marietta, Ohio"-(quote from WCMO Facebook)

The first screengrab, I have circled where someone using the name Danielle Staub, has "liked" an item that was posted about upcoming student auditions.

The second image, DANIELLE STAUB is announced as an ANCHOR on the student television station.

http://www.facebook.com/WCMO15 .

WIKI-WTF? TERESA'S WIKI-WAR

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Real_Housewives_of_New_Jersey&oldid=382900643&diff=cur&diffonly=0

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On August 23 2010, it was announced Danielle Staub was fired from the show. However despite speculation and news from sources, Staub was simply not asked back. As of right now it has not been denied yet many sources have confirmed she is not returning despite she saying a spin-off was in progress, which was also shut-down by Bravo representatives.{{fact|date=December 2010}}
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On August 23, 2010, it was announced that Danielle Staub was fired from the show. On September 1, 2010 it was announced that Teresa Giudice's sister-in-law Melissa Gorga has been cast as the newest housewife, replacing Staub. Reports have surfaced that Melissa has had intimitate relations with Teresa's husband.  -(WIKI) *spelling error is theirs

(above copied from Wikipedia)

I swear I had nothing to do with this. I decided to take a look at TERESA'S WIKI-page because I was looking-for some info. about her second book. When I opened the page, a little blue box popped-up to let me know that some revisions were made recently. The revisions on WIKI are pretty funny sometimes, and like I said, I had nothing to do with what was posted, because I really don't know all that much about WIKIPEDIA and the mischief that can be done there.
The reason why I was looking-for details about TERESA'S second book, is because LYNN FROM CHICAGO posted a link to BETHENNY'S next book, even though it has not been published yet. Here's the link:

*note that it says, "cover to be unveiled", so the cover is some kind-of placeholder. I don't know if AMAZON has used this cover before? I've never seen it, but maybe they do this when they want to sell pre-orders.