Bitches Hug-it-out on the Couch, Matriarchal Marrionetist Objects!

ANDY asks DANIELLE if she went-into THE BROWNSTONE with a chip on her shoulder.
DANIELLE says that, "There was a person..."
CAROLINE says that they need KIM G. out there right now.
We see scene of DANNY P at THE BROWNSTONE. We're going to talk about DANIELLE being a "gay advocate".
(ANDY)-"You lost your title..."
"Stop blaming editing. STOP blaming editing."-(CAROLINE)
DANIELLE says that in her defense, she needed to get outta there.
ANDY says that he "took offense."
DANIELLE says that she no longer speaks to DANNY because of that. (LIE!)
JACKIE throws-in, "Delusional?"
"Did we ever stalk you bitch?"-(TERESA)
"Bitch I'm gonna pin you down-keep goin'-(TERESA)
CAROLINE then tells about her neighbor telling her that he has seen DANIELLE stalking CAROLINE'S home. In the white Range-Rover.
"You're despicable"-(TERESA)
"Shut-up you f-ing whore, you call girl"-(TERESA)
"You're still an escort.....with married men"-(JACKIE)
ANDY tries to change the subject.
"I'm done"-(DANIELLE)
DANIELLE walks-off JACKIE gets-up
"You VEGAS WHORE"-(DANIELLE to JACKIE)
"They're saying that I sleep with married men-but they don't investigate me?"-(DANIELLE)
Danielle asks LORI from backstage,
"You're with me everyday, do we go to FRANKLIN LAKES?"
Lori laughs & covers her face.

Back from commercial. ANDY trys to get order. TERESA says,
"I know she's sue-happy"
ANDY talks about how the events at THE BROWNSTONE were too much for DINA, and that DINA left. we see a clip of DINA.
"What do you think DINA owed you an apology for?"-(ANDY)
DANIELLE says that things happened off-camera, bla bla bla.
ANDY reads DINA'S BRAVO blog about DANIELLE.
 DANIELLE says that it was,
" harsh."


A viewer question about ASHLEY. Now we see scenes of ASHLEY.
Don't forget, ASHLEY blogged that she didn't talk to her mom for a week after this re-union, what's coming?
JACKIE says that
"This is how its been since she was two years old."
She says that they gave her car away.

ANDY-"DANIELLE, "bye"- is not a death threat."

DANIELLE says that she didn't reply to text messages from ASHLEY
that she never confronted her on FACEBOOK.
DANIELLE denies it all.
CAROLINE asks if DANIELLE would ever wish for someones birthday wishes to come true, when they say they want ASHLEY to kill herself.
"Did I say that?"-(DANIELLE)
"I have no idea why I would say anything like that".-(DANIELLE)
"Do you know him?"-(JACKIE)
Yes he follows me on Twitter."-(DANIELLE)
"He Tweets me several times a day."-(DANIELLE)
"I will block him"-(DANIELLE)
DANIELLE says that there is NO proof that she responded to that Tweet.
She says,
"If it was, then I'm sorry, I would never do such a thing. Never."-(DANIELLE)

quick commercial break

Now we see the night of THE BROWNSTONE clips. The fight between DANIELLE & TERESA
"My house is not in forclosure!"-(TERESA)

ANDY asks, "Who started that fight?"
He says that a lot of viewers think that TERESA did.
TERESA says that she doesn't like to have people put their hands on her.
A viewer says that they are suspicious about the hair-pull
THE HEAD COMES OUT OF THE BAG.
DANIELLE says that there are 80 of them in her head. (beaded, glued extensions)
ANDY attemps to re-create a hair-pull on the head.
JACKIE pulls TERESA's hair.
"OWE!"-(TERESA)
"She didn't pull my hair, she pulled my hair from my head".-(DANIELLE)
DANIELLE says that ASHLEY was laughing for the 4 hours that they spent in court.
JACKIE says that KIM G. told her that DANIELLE said that she would not drop the charges against ASHLEY because, "No I will not let jaqueline and TERESA win"
DANIELLE says that she was abused in her life.
TERESA says "Pay me a hundred thousand dollars, I would get in the ring with her {giggle}"
CAROLINE wants KIM G.

(commercial break)

Here comes KIM G.  OMG-where is she going to sit???????
"What a sadistic, twisted bitch"-(DANIELLE in narration)
"Well, she's here"-(ANDY)
Some back & forth between KIM G. & DANIELLE
DANIELLE accuses everyone of knowing that KIM G. was there.
They say that they did not know.
CAROLINE grills KIM G. a little. "Did you tell DANIELLE that ASHLEY did cocaine?"
KIM G. says "Absolutely not-never".
CAROLINE asks DANIELLE to "own-up" to anything.
JODI from LODI asks if CAROLINE will have lunch with KIM G.
CAROLINE says, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
A viewer asks about KIM D.
"her step brother was your ex-husband,-(ANDY) .....and her father-in-law, was my (husband?"-(KIM G.)
KIM G. is asked about teasing TERESA on TWITTER. KIM says that she was in ROME at the time, and she was "hearing things"
KIM apologises, she's been Tweeting a lot of cracks at TERESA lately.
DANIELLE warns KIM G. to "be careful of what you wish for."
KIM G. is dismissed.

PARIS HILTON'S SISTER does a commercial about accessories & designer trash, (sorry CHANNEL-I don't mean you), for BLUEFLY.COM

ANDY tries to unite everybody in not-liking KIM G. but JACKIE says that she doesn't mind her.

Two "matriarchs". You mean the CLOWN DINNER ANDY?
CLOWN DINNER. CLOWN DINNER. CLOWN DINNER, I don't think I can ever get enough of that sentence.
"Matriarch"?-not so much.

ANDY asks CAROLINE what she thought when DANIELLE walked in with protection. CAROLINE says that she is five-foot-one. It was, "Asinine."
CAROLINE says that she would like DANIELLE to answer a question.
What did she ever do to DANIELLE.
CAROLINE says that she's not buying DANIELLE's Bullshit.
DANIELLE says that she asked for an apology, but that ASHLEY would not do it. She says that ASHLEY laughed. She says that she would have dropped the charges. JACKIE says that ASHLEY was upset because DANIELLE lied about saying that ASHLEY said that she would kill her.

(commercial break)

JACKIE gets serious and teary, apologises to DANIELLE. DANIELLE apologises. to everyone. CAROLINE purses her lips and squints hard.
"...I was wrong... I'm sorry... I was mad....."-(DANIELLE)
JACKIE tells DANIELLE that she doesn't have to worry about her, (JACKIE) doing anything behind her back.
ANDY says that JACKIE had an epiphanny during a break.
JACKIE says that she was hurt.
DANIELLE does a dramatic apology. She says maybe they could break-bread and admit where they were wrong.
ANDY mentions the look on CAROLINE'S face.
CAROLINE says, "...This is what I wanted all season long..."

ANDY asks DANIELLE for parting-words. She wants to address Jaqueline. She says that she got so mad at her because she loved her a lot.
ANDY asks if DANIELLE will drop any litigation.
DANIELLE says that she will speak to her attorneys and fix everything.
DANIELLE gets-up and HUGS TERESA. Then she latches-on to JACKIE and whispers sweet-nothings that are captioned for us by BRAVO.
"We don't want to take you down,"-(TERESA)
CAROLINE shakes DANIELLE'S hand.
"Biggest crock of shit I've ever seen in my life".-(CAROLINE)
DANIELLE starts screaming & whining at CAROLINE
"I'm no dummy"-(CAROLINE)
and that's about it. The end.